Sunday, March 27, 2011

Bleed Blue


Winning and losing are part and parcel of cricket. Right? Yes, but when it is an Indo-Pak affair, you can throw this cliché out of the window. The much anticipated encounter between India and Pakistan of the cricket World Cup would be one of the most exciting matches of the 14-team quadrennial event.


The importance of this match can’t be stressed enough. A defeat in this high octane clash would be a bitter pill to swallow for the people of both the countries. The semi-final match between the two cricketing giants of South Asia is much more than just a match. It has been labeled as “THE WAR OF THE DECADE”or “THE JUDGEMENT DAY”. Pakistani players would be very eager for this match to get underway because they have a point to prove and some unfinished business with the Indians to take care of. I being an Indian support India and wish my team good luck and I know that defeating India in India would be an impossible thing for Pakis.


"Final haarna manjoor hai, lekin yeh wala toh kabhi nahi (India vs Pakistan)!!!", says one of my friend's facebook status. So, one can estimate the intensity and the hunger to win than an Indian has when it comes to a win over Pakistan. Interestingly, both the arch-rivals have won World Cup title once, India in 1983 and Pakistan in 1992. The encounter has already warmed the temperature in the two nations.


India in India are favorites, there is no doubt. But as a unit the Pakistan team has been very composed in this World Cup, so the team which attacks more will win. Pakistan have regrouped themselves in the current edition of the ICC Cricket World Cups from a turbulent past year of controversies leading to a ban on three of the top Pakistani cricketers by the ICC. India kicked out Australia from the World Cup 2011 after Pakistan ended their 34-match winning streak at the World Cups in the group stage. Pakistan literally thrashed West Indies by 10 wickets in their quarter final. So, none of the both teams can dare to underestimate the other.

One thing is for sure, if you are a cricket player and want be remembered in history, an Indo-Pak encounter is an ideal opportunity to reach stardom in a flash. But be ready to feel the pain if you lose it or become immortal if you win it. Take Chetan Sharma for example, great cricketer of his time, bur few of us know that he was the first one to take a world cup hat-trick but all of us know the six that was hit to him by Javed Miandad on the last ball of a match when just 4 were required.

India Pakistan encounters have always been a treat to eyes. India had defeated Pakistan in the quarter final by 39 runs at Bangalore, a match which is renowned more for Aamir Sohail-Venkatesh Prasad tussle (videos of which are very frequent on facebook). Current coach of Pakistan cricket team, Waqar Younis can never forget that match in which Ajay Jadeja blasted him to all corners of the park. No one can understand the agony better than Waqar, and he is lucky to have another chance to erase the bitter memories. Lets see what does Pakistan team do under his guidance. Akthar will be a player to watch out for, a team man with a lot of aggression and zeal. Though he wasn't given a chance in the previous game, but it will be an interesting contest for sure when Sehwag and Sachin come out to bat and if Rawalpindi Express is asked to open the attack.

The Pakistani players have got a point to prove if not to their nation, at least to the franchises of IPL teams. After the Mumbai attacks in November, 2008, the tension between both the countries rose very high due to the Pakistani players were sidelined from the 2nd ,3rd and 4th edition of IPL. Elimination from participation in IPL and a series of some unfortunate events will be a great motivational factor for the men in green. And similarly the hopes of billions of people will boost the Indian team to outwit their rivals from across the border. People of India would hope that the roar of “MASTER BLASTER” might prove to be too much for the Pakistan team to handle. India is playing at home and are odds on favorite to win but playing in front of your home crowd with the expectancy of a win would definitely add some extra pressure on them. Certainly counting Pakistan out and taking them lightly would be the biggest mistake men in blue will ever make.

Alongside the fierceful Indo-Pak encounter, a window of opportunity has opened up to put relations between India and Pakistan back on track. An editorial appeared in the News International Sunday, a day when Gilani accepted the invitation from Manmohan Singh to watch the match at Mohali on Wednesday. Even though the cricketing contest will bring much of the patriotic fervor that marks all contests between Pakistan and India, it could also help create the friendship that is so badly needed. In more ways than one, this is vital for the future of both countries and their people.

Welcome the Incredible match (you creeds of cricket) because this encounter is being accompanied by a lot of talent to watch out for and that too from both sides, world class bowling attack (Zaheer, Bhajji, Umar Gul and Akhtar hopefully), world class batting (Sachin, Sehwag, Misbah) and some of the best all-rounders (Yuvraj, Afridi, Razzak). And one last essential thing without which a cricket game is no fun and that is sledging, and to which 'Hindi' language adds a unique flavor. The battle will be more in the minds than the field itself. It will certainly be a battle of nerves. Who will come out on top? Something that we will just have to wait and watch! Only time will tell. 

Till then you keep bleeding blue because that is what Indians do.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

B+ (A nonsensical poem)


"The woods are lovely, dark and deep
The woods are lovely, dark and deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep"

These were the lines written by my friend on facebook
My blood group is B+ and so is my outlook

One of my senior asked me to go crazy
I guess, this try proves that I am not lazy

I know this poem sounds very absurd
But mind you, I am not a Surd (SARDAR)

You will suggest me not to try
Writing poems or you will kill me and eat me deep fry



P.S : I wrote this poem a long time back (around 5 months), but did not have the guts to post it on blog. But yesterday, a thought came to my mind that a certain character can be built from embarrassing yourself endlessly. Ya its true, at a point of time I felt very embarrassed to post this poem. Even now, I know I should not dare to write "I hope you like it" because its not worth it. It is indeed a nonsensical poem with an equally absurd title.


The poem does not carry any sense, the first 4 lines are from Narender's laptop's wallpaper, and he was the one who put them on his facebook wall and that was the day I started writing this poem. My blood group is AB+, but since one's outlook can not be AB+, so I had to go with B+. The next 2 lines talks of a senior, who asked me to go crazy, as in to do something innovative on blog other than regular articles, this senior is our Vijay Sir (Blaze). Then comes Surd and the last two lines, as they sound and appear, its nothing but just a forceful and repeated attempt to rhyme.


It is your interest that makes things easy for you and one's flawlessness at something can make it look easy for others too. Like, take programming for example, once you get to see the source code of a problem, it seems so simple but its difficult to see the pain that goes in making that classic piece of code. Similarly, poetry also seems simple, but believe me its not. It is meant only for some, Zainul Hassan Khan and Prince Mishra are two of them whose poems can make you cry like a rainstorm and some can make you laugh like anything. I remember Zainul's comment on my poem, I wonder if I am in love had it not been my blog but some facebook like thing where you could like the comments too, I bet there would have been a more likes on Zainul's comment rather than my poem. So, finally with with sheer happiness and a proud feeling, I am posting this poem, not actually a poem but more of an article with a pessimist attitude regarding writing poems.


In the end, a very well said quote by Douglas Engelbart : "The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment that he can tolerate".

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Ek Kahani

“Pritam, you have topped the class again. Congratulations!”, said Professor Bhansonare. Pritam, the class topper and Bhansonare’s favorite student, was standing up, beaming in pride. The class students started clapping while Professor Bhansonare continued, “Class, if you ever desire to prosper in life, be like Pritam. In life, studying hard is the only way to come up.”

After a few seconds of applause, the students returned back to their usual silent self. Professor Bhansonare was about to distribute the exam papers of other students. The very thought of hearing Bhansonare’s sarcastic comments irked each and every one in the class. As expected, most of the class had scored average marks. None so worse than Nitish, Bhansonare’s least favorite student, who had failed, scoring only 17/100.

Bhansonare turned towards the back row where Nitish was seated. “Dear students! You know what? Nitish has yet again failed in MATHS.” Nitish hung his head in shame. Professor Bhansonare continued, “Teaching students like you is a waste of time. This is the second terminal exam that you have failed in Mathematics. If you can’t solve simple problems in Probability and Trigonometry, how will you survive in life? I am not sure you can improve now. MARK my words; you are NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO EVEN BECOME A CLERK. Oh my god, how am I gonna show cent per cent results in the upcoming board exams. This fellow is gonna spoil my reputation for sure.”

Nitish hung his head in shame. This was the umpteenth time that he had been insulted. Nitish was not a bad student. He had excelled in extra curricular activities like Essay Writing and Dramatics, but could never repeat his performance in studies. Bhansonare was harsh on Nitish because he feared that Nitish was an obstacle to the school’s record of scoring 100% results.

During the next annual Parent-Teachers meeting, Bhansonare did his best to convince the principal to exclude Nitish from appearing in the forthcoming board exams and was successful. Nitish was dismissed on grounds of consistent poor performance.

Years rolled by. Bhansonare was now accompanying his 20 year old son, who was about to attend a non-campus interview for a lucrative trainee position in a reputed MNC, Sapiosys Infotech. Bhansonare’s son entered the building to attend the interview while Bhansonare was waiting in the company’s cafeteria sipping a cup of tea. Suddenly, he saw a person calling out his name. He turned around and realized it was none other than his former student, Pritam.

Pritam: “Sir, What a pleasant surprise?”
Bhansonare: “Oh. Pritam beta, is it you? I am so happy to see you here. How are you? What are you doing here?”
Pritam: “I am fine sir. I work as a Project Manager here. I am very happy to see you.”
Bhansonare: “Nice to hear that beta. My son Rupesh, is here for an interview. He is a BE graduate and has applied for the post of a Trainee Programmer in your company.“
Pritam: (Having a look at Amit’s resume copy given by Bhansonare) He has a good academic record, if he passes the aptitude test and the second round, I will ensure he gets selected.

(As they were speaking, Rupesh comes)

Rupesh: Dad, I completed the second round. The interview was tough, I’ve done my best. Let’s see.
Bhansonare: Ok son. Let’s go to the reception and wait there. Maybe they would announce the results soon.

(Bhansonare and Rupesh move to the reception where the interviewer announces the results of folks, who have been shortlisted for the last round. Rupesh finds he has been not shortlisted for the final round)

Rupesh: This is unfair dad. I had done well in the test, yet they failed to shortlist me. This is not fair.
Bhansonare: Cool down son. One of my old students is a Project Manager here, let’s visit him, perhaps he may be able to help.


(Rupesh and Bhansonare go to the receptionist and request an appointment with Pritam. The receptionist calls Pritam, who asks the receptionist to give the phone to Bhansonare)


Bhansonare (Explains the situation to Pritam on the phone): This is what happened, they rejected my son for some reason.
Pritam: (After checking Amit’s results with the HR team): Sir, I am sorry. We rejected your son because we are looking for Engineering students who have background in Computer Science or Information Technology. Your son has specialized in Electronics and Telecommunication. I am sorry, we used to recruit candidates from all streams and train them, earlier, but now since we have very less training budget, we are focusing only on a certain skill set.
Bhansonare: “But beta, my son has a good academic record. Furthermore, he has completed a diploma in Information Technology.”
Pritam: “I am sorry again, I have been given the responsibility of recruiting candidates who have basic level skills in C++, Java and other skills. While your son has done a diploma, he still does posses the required skill set as his test results showed. I cannot afford to recruit a candidate who needs to be trained. It will spoil my training budget and resource utilization. We pride here in 100% billable resources right from second month of training sir. Your son does not fit the bill. Sorry to say this. I have a meeting, will call you later.”

Bhansonare (Mumbling to himself): That ungrateful wretch, I gave special attention and support to him in his school days and see how he returns the favor. Bloody wretch...
Rupesh: “Appa, what happened?”
Bhansonare: “Pritam says he can’t help us. I guess you have to try some other company.”



(Walks away in shock. Just when Bhansonare and Rupesh are about to leave, they hear a voice calling Bhansonare’s name)

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